ਕਹਿਣੋਂ ਨਾ ਸੰਗਾਂ ep p4

                                       ਕਹਿਣੋਂ ਨਾ ਸੰਗਾਂ 

ਆਪਣੀ ਕਹਿਣ ਤੋਂ ਮੈਂ ਨਹੀਂ ਸੰਗ ਦਾ 

ਬੰਦਾ ਆਂ ਮੈਂ ਬੜੇ ਕੰਮ ਦਾ 

ਵੱਟੇ ਮੈਂ ਬਹੁਤ ਨਹੀਂ ਮੰਗ ਦਾ 

ਚੋਪੜ੍ਹਿਆ ਟੁੱਕ ਇੱਕ ਡੰਗ ਦਾ 

ਝਾੜੂ ਮੇਰੇ ਤੋਂ ਲਵਾਓ

ਪੋਚਾ ਫ਼ਰਸ਼ ਦਾ ਕਰਵਾਓ 

ਮਿਲੂ ਨਾ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਭੋਰਾ ਗੰਦ ਦਾ

ਬੰਦਾ ਆਂ ਮੈਂ ਬੜੇ ਕੰਮ ਦਾ

ਦਾਲ ਨਾ ਮਸੁਰ ਨਾ ਮੂੰਗੀ 

ਸਬਜੀ ਨਾ ਲੱਗੇ ਚੰਗੀ 

ਸਵਾਦ ਮੂੰਹ ਦਾ ਕੁੱਕੜ ਦੀ ਟੰਗ ਦਾ 

ਆਪਣੀ ਕਹਿਣੋਂ ਮੈਂ ਨਹੀਂ ਸੰਗ ਦਾ 

ਦੋ ਹਾੜੇ ਅੰਗ੍ਰਜ਼ੀ ਦੀ ਪਿਲਾਓ 

ਦੇਸੀ ਘੇ ਤਲੇ ਪਕੌੜੇ ਖਲਾਓ

ਖੋਲੋ ਡੱਟ ਕੀ ਫਾਇਦਾ ਬੋਤਲ ਬੰਦ ਦਾ

ਆਪਣੀ ਕਹਿਣੋਂ ਮੈਂ ਨਾ ਸੰਗ ਦਾ

ਭੁੰਝੇ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਨੀਂਦ ਨਾ ਆਏ 

ਮੁੰਜ ਦਾ ਮੰਜਾ ਕੰਡੇ ਚੁਭਾਏ

ਆਰਾਮ ਤਾਂ ਹੈ ਨੁਆਰ ਦੇ ਪਲੰਘ ਦਾ 

ਆਪਣੇ ਕਹਿਣੋਂ ਮੈਂ ਨਾ ਸੰਗ ਦਾ

ਬੰਦਾ ਆਂ ਮੈਂ ਬੜੇ ਕੰਮ ਦਾ

ਵੱਟੇ ਮੈਂ ਬਹੁਤ ਨਾ ਮੰਗ ਦਾ 

ਚੋਪੜ੍ਹਿਆ ਟੁੱਕ ਇੱਕ ਡੰਗ ਦਾ 

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( Please scroll down for approximate english version and further Hindi scripted )

                                       I Say My Say

To say my say I don't shy 

I am quite a handy guy 

I return I don't ask much 

Just a tasty dish for lunch

Make me sweep outdoors 

Make me mop floors 

Spotless  not speck of dust you'll spy 

I am quite a handy guy 

I don't fancy lentil

 veggies also smell 

I drool for chicken fry 

To say my say I don't shy 

Pour me two tots of whiskey 

Ghee fried snacks crispy 

Money on loquor is a good buy 

To say my say I don't shy 

I can't sleep on the ground 

String cots don't give me sleep so sound 

Give me royal bed of roses for me to lie 

To say my say I don't shy 

I am quite a handy guy 

In return I don't ask much

Just a tasty dish for lunch 

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(Please somebody wisen me whether I am geniusly  foolish or foolishly genius .Am I the genius I dream to be or the fool that I am convinced  I am?)

# Radha is a great man.A great friend of mine ,great .But I am not allowing him to comment .He has a arsenal of nuclear insult words and is sure to nuke me with sarcasm .So I am preempting him and sanctioning him .He is great .And any one agrreeing to his views will be slapped with terrible tongue tariff (ic)} 

अपनी कहने से में ना संग दा 

बांदा हूं में बड़े काम दा

काम के लिए बहुत ना मांग दा 

बस स्वादिश खन्ना इक ढंग दा 

झाड़ू मेरी से लगाओ 

पोचा करवाओ 

मिलू ना तिनका गंद दा

बांदा में काम दा 

डाल ना मसूर ना मूंगी 

सब्जी भी ना लगे चांगी 

स्वाद मुर्गे दी टंग दा 

अपनी कहने..

दो पैग अंग्रेजी दे पिलाओ 

तले पकोड़े खिलाओ 

खोलो की फायदा  बॉटल बंद दा 

अपनी कहने ...

जमीन पर नींद ना आए 

मांझा मीनू चुभ चुभ जाए 

आराम आए फूलों सजे पलंग दा 

अपनी कहनी ...

बांदा हूं ....

काम के ...

बास स्वादीश ...

Jassa Laughed ep

                             Jassa laughed 

Jassa laughed where he should have not 

But Jassa laughed and got beaten a lot 

Daboo dog barked gave Hari master a scare 

In fright Hari ran lost his dhoti his back was bare 

Jassa laughed beholding the sight 

Durga saw and said that is not right 

Durga shooed off the dog with his walking stick 

Hari got saved and regained his composure a bit

He had spotted Jassa laughing at him

Hari raged and gave Jassa one on the chin

Jassa laughed when he should have not

But he laughed and got beaten a lot 

Chachi aunty wearing new suit on mud did slip 

Spoilt her dress hurt her hip 

Jassa standing there laughed a bit 

Chacha spied Jassa and went into an angry fit 

Swung a stick gave Jassa's backside a hit 

Jassa laughed when he should have not 

But he laughed and got beaten a lot 

My Fantasy World ep

                               My Fantasy World 

Come dear hold my hand and come with me 

I want to show off my land of fantasy

Fragrant colourful flowers bloom fruit laden trees

Where brooks flowing with water as sweet as honey

Where air is clean to breath pollution free 

Children laugh with abandon roll in mud play gleefully 

Where parents are unworried about their safety 

No hunger no parched thirst food in plenty 

Where no competition no greed no jealosy 

People bond in love bond in humanity

Where no hate no war no bombs from the sky 
No protests no turmoil all neighbours living peacefully 

Grant me my wish Oh God turn my  fantasy true 

Show your grace I have unfaltering faith in You

Where I Belong ep

                         Where I Belong 

  

I honestly don't know where I belong

In a serious world I like pleasure love dance and song 

Hearing wise seers's views I think I am wrong 

Wisdom says think before you speak 

I blurt out whatever have a foolhardy streak 

Philosophers say to find life's purpose you must strive 

Except pursuit of happiness I find no reason for life 

I really don't know where I belong 

I like to indulge in pleasure love dance and song 

People run after money people run after fame 

Money is a tool not an end I don't know whats in a name 

People hate people pray to God to send their enemies to hell

Don't understand why God should  others are his children as well

Religion teaches rituals teaches me prayers to Omnipresent Gods 

Somebody tell me which is the path to everywhere as I am at odds 

I honestly don't know where I belong 
I like to love dance and sing which maybe is wrong 

Heavenly Life ep

                    Heavenly Life 

My eyes fell on a lady so fair

With sharp features long hair

Her teeth white pearls bewitching eye

Nightingale's voice when she sang lullaby 

I fell in love my heart gave a sigh

Made up my mind to share my life 

Proposed she accepted and became my wife 

I was on seventh heaven on the wedding day 

Pleased as a punch as they say 

On our wedding night 

I got such a fright 

She removed her whig she was bald 

Took out her dentures had no teeth at all

Her rage red eyes a chill down my spine did send 

Hoarse voice sharp tongue she taunted me to no end 

Though my dreams lay in tatters 

Consoled myself these are small matters 

She loved me and took care of me 

Shouldered all responsibility made my life easy 

Loving mother raised good children made happy family 

I thank her from my heart for making life heavenly 

Playing Game of Life ep

                                    Playing Game of Life 

I want to play the game of life 

Don't want tensions don't want strife 

Too much wealth will spoil me 

Just want enough to live comfortably 

Don't want power don't want pelf

Just a layman and natural  self 

Don't want to be populer just a friend or two 

To laugh goof with in hot waters to stands by you 

Don't desire an angel just a simple wife 

With whom to share a simple life 

Grant me Waheguru these my simple demands

Grant me piety to live within your commands 

 

A Cool Fool ep

                            A Cool Fool

 Because I am cool   I stay a fool
And a fool is always cool

It suits me I don't want to be wise

I don't was to give others advice

I don't want to lecture on life's ways 

My own is not much to speak of mostly in disarray

So I am happy to stay a fool

Since I know I am one I don't fret I stay cool

People run after money they run after fame

I am comfortable where I am 

Fame and name are not for me 

An ordinary human I want to be 

I don't crave much wealth its just a tool

So I am happy to stay a fool

And thus I stay cool

Wisdom has its own burden wise live in misery 

They lament life is not what it should be 

Wise men worry what will become of humanity 

I live foolishly for simple pleasure I drool

So I find happiness when I am a fool

And when I am a fool I play cool

Playing cool keeps me in the category of a fool