Jokes

 Police: Sir we have found your lost wife.

Man: Finders keepers.

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Forgot my credit card  in my pants and it got washed in a washing machine.

I was charge sheeted for money laundering.

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Young lass is called virgin because she is on the verge.

Young laddie should be called urging as he has the urge.

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What did Modi say after he farted at White House:

   एलौं मुश्क (Elon Musk )

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A young lass to an elderly lady at a dance party " who is that 90 year gray haired old man..He is dancing better than any youngster "

 Lady "That is my husband.He was a fighter pilot and forgot to grow up and mature "

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Lady psychiatrist " You fighter pilots never mature."

Old fighter pilot  "

The truth is Madam,we fighter pilot are so busy living a good life we forget  to count the years so don't grow old ."

Lady " How old are you.?"

Oldie" Official age is 75 ,but feel like age is 55 and getting younger. Shall we dance?"

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